Fuck Thanksgiving… this is about JaxGiving

I want you faggots to show your thanks for me and my huge size 15 feet by buying my plane ticket to Mexico City. I want to head down there in January, but I want the ticket bought before Thanksgiving Day. That means you have this week to get me to the goal if you want to make your Master smile.

As you faggots know, I have been traveling the world for 2 years now and using you to fund my trip. When you are a God, life is heaven.

Use this link to pay up! http://www.gofundme.com/givetojax