A New Tax for My Most Pathetic Slaves

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Part of living in any empire is paying taxes to your King, and as my empire has grown to be best around, the taxes aren’t cheap. The day has come to pay your King what he deserves. Leave it to an Alpha God to devise the most brilliant tax system around. This isn’t a simple flat tax, nah, that’s too boring. Instead, I have created a graduated tax system based on YOUR inferiority compared to ME.

How does this work? Like a Charm– visit the Inferiority Tax page and enter your measurements. Your measurements will be compared against mine and your tax will be assessed based upon the difference. The smaller and more pathetic you are, the more you pay.

Share your results in the comments section below. Let everyone know how you stack up to your King.