This last week has been fucking awesome. For starters, my loyal footslaves did a nice job paying my rent for the month, just like they did in January! Now I have updated the site with the new March rent fund, and I know you will get that one paid too! Because, why should a superior man like myself have to pay rent?
This last weekend I took a trip south of the city to Tepoztlan. Awesome mountain village with an Aztec pyramid you can hike up to. I did the uphill hike, and my feet were nice and sweaty by time I hit the summit.
Since you were such good slaves this last week, I took the time to shoot some footage of my size 15 feet and the Aztec ruins. I even had some local wildlife take a liking to me… the animal you see is a coatie.
After the hike I took myself out to a nice steak dinner at one of the mountainside resorts… paid for by my footslaves of course! I definitely enjoyed sitting there on the terrace looking down on my kingdom… big smile on my face while I stretch my toes under the table.
I will also launch a new site this week for all my cashslaves—specifically designed to allow for easy tributes and up to date statistics about all the money I get from you! Keep checking back for more on that in the next couple days.
This is the life YOU deserve my GOD!! With our money YOU will buy in the future a palace where YOU live the way YOU deserve like a real King and YOU will bring us all to YOUR palace to serve YOU.