Jaxmas fucking rocks. Yesterday I posted your Day 28 video with instructions to buy me 12 Amazon gifts over the next 12 days. Instead, you slaves bought me all 12 items in a matter of hours. This just goes to show how superior guys like myself get whatever the fuck we want.

But now I have a problem. I am moving to Mexico City next week for a few months, and I have new shoes, sandals, books, clothes, etc… I guess that means I need new luggage. And since you slaves bought me this stuff, you might as well buy the luggage so I can take it with me.

That’s just the way life works.

Buy the luggage here before another slave beats you to it.